"7 hours of my job is like 14 hours of anyone else's"

- Scott, 5/11/13

On the Pope

"I probably know more spiritually than the pope does." - Scott, 5/9/13

"I had more of a piece of her than he did. He only had a physical piece. I had a piece of her heart."
- Scott, 5/9/13

"Everything is reversed. You wouldn't know that because you think everything in this world."
- Scott, 5/9/13

"Though I have all the supernatural gifts in the world, it doesn't make you a good Christian."
- Scott, May 5, 2013

"I'm not worried about you little opinionated people"

- Scott, 5/3/12

"If you're gonna get on your knees, you need knee pads." - Scott, 4/27/13

"Freud wasn't a total idiot, but he was an idiot"

Scott, 4/22/13

"You need to go to a psychiatrist, not me."
- Scott, 4/20/13

"I gotta like the person before I watch them sleep."
- Scott, 3/9/13

"I don't think I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm just trying to make you guys understand."

- Scott, 3/1/13

On Mass

"I won't even go to church. There's too much religion."
- Scott, 3/2/13